Machida’s “Be Ready to Defend Your Belt” Game Plan
Father of Lyoto Machida Drinks His Own Urine at UFC 113
1. Befriend the Ghosts of Dead Samurai.
2. Drink your own pee…real warriors drink it straight away – no waiting for it to cool off.
3. Train hard and be ready for a staunch and sturdy opponent.
OK, so that photo is a little disturbing. Don’t believe it? We have it on video. Gives new meaning to morning breath – kiss, kiss (ewwww!)
You can imagine the scene when Lyoto heard about his father on video drinking pee – “Dad! I leave you alone for 5 minutes and look what happens! You’re giving away the family secrets!”
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Lyoto Machida’s Father Drinks His Own Urine at UFC 113
UFC 113 Machida vs Shogun 2 Montreal, Canada
Lyoto Machida, the current Light Heavyweight UFC Champion is descended from a long line of people who dealt with indignities without blinking an eye.
“Good morning, darling! How about a nice cup of pee?”
In American westerns, the hero always rode off after battle on a trusted horse…
Samurai warriors are most often shown on foot, wearing sandals and a kimono…even in the winter. When their battles are over, they make purposeful strides away from the battle field.
Shogun Rua knows he’s up against a tough opponent. Lyoto is defending his family honor – past and present. All the ghosts of samurai past are gathering to watch Saturday night’s UFC 113 in Montreal, Canada.
Speaking of purposeful strides and ghosts of samurai past, check out this famous sword fight.
Musashi stands in the water on shifting sand without effort.
When push comes to shove, Musashi can jump.
When everything’s over, check out the mad paddling his oarsman uses to get away (quickly) from the fallen enemy’s soldiers.
Miyamoto Musashi VS Sasaki Kojiro
in Ganryu island in 1612
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Ninja vs Samurai – Sorry!
Ok, this Japanese commercial is hilarious!
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One More For Good Measure…
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ThatGirlisFunny’s Fight Picks for UFC 113
Having said all of that, you can probably guess whose side I’m on.
@WolverineTim and I predicted 8 of 11 winners for WEC 48!
Let’s see how we do with our predictions for this weekend.
Machida vs Rua 2
UFC 113
Saturday, May 8, 2010
PPV live 10PM EDT
Montreal, Canada
Preliminary Fights on Spike TV at 9PM EDT
- Machida vs Shogun – Machida
- Koscheck vs Daley (winner faces GSP for the Welterweight Championship) – Daley
- Stout vs Stevens – Sam “Hands of Stone” Stout
- Slice vs Mittrione – Meathead Mittrione (weighs 265lbs, Kimbo might be too light at 215lbs)
- Cote vs Belcher – Patrick Cote
- Doerksen vs Lawlor – “Filthy” Lawlor – hey, we’ve got guys drinking pee. Filthy fits right in!
- Davis vs Goulet – Davis (Boston’s own)
- Grant vs Hendricks – Grant
- Hague vs Beltran – Beltran
- Yoshida vs Guymon – Yoshida (Ghosts of Dead Samurai connection)
- MacDonald vs Salter – Salter
@WolverineTim and I differ on the following match-ups:
- Shogun over Machida!
- Belcher over Cote
- Hendricks over Grant
- MacDonald over Salter
Good luck, fighters!
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RESULTS!
9 May 2010
Good grief! I only picked 4 out of 11 of the winners for last night’s fights. My worst result so far: Mittrione, Davis, Beltran and Salter.
That result was as unexpected as that late “after the bell” punch thrown by Paul Daley to Josh Koscheck. Josh won the fight and the war – Dana White released Paul Daley from his UFC contract for his unsportsmanlike behavior.
@WolverineTim did well by successfully predicting 6 of the 11 winners: Shogun, Mittrione, Belcher, Davis, Hendricks and Beltran.
For more details about each fight go to UFC 113 Results & Live Play-by-Play
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And the award for the most random post name of 2010 goes to….oh, you already have three of these, FINE THEN!!
But seriously, I cant provide any value add here, but I do like Wassabi and Monkey Magic – does that count??
I also know Karate, Tae Kwon Doh!….and other Japanese words – so look out!!
Did you know Bruce Lee’s favorite drink is ‘WAAAAAHHH-TAAAAAAAAHH!’ ??
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So glad you made this comment because you scored comment #1,000 on ThatGirlisFunny! Woot! Woot!
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Pee drinking?
Really?
Ah well… fighters do wacky things.
Remember Kimo hauling the giant cross to the ring? Kicking ass for Jesus.
Great clip of Toshiro Mifune as Musashi, though. It’s crazy, when you read Musashi’s exploits, some of them sound like things you would only see in a movie. Not many folks like that around!
keep smiling
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G’morning, Benjamin,
I’m a huge fan of Toshihiro – I think I’ve seen almost all of his movies. And yes, fighters do some wacky things. I do remember Kimo – the Preacher. Remember his nimble head kick? That dude is huge! The way he lifted his leg and projected it towards someone’s head was unbelievable. He had the flexibility of a cartoon character
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Drinking my own pee isn’t something I’ve tried so far, although there is a school of thought that says it’s supposed to be great. I met a woman once who swore by it, saying it cleansed the liver and made her healthier. To my mind, anything my body wants to get rid off should probably not be put back in again!
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Uh, I think that I’ll have to take people’s word for pee’s medicinal benefits. I completely agree with your “better out than in” position
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Uh oh, that pee drinking pic is disturbing, seriously, lol.
Anyway, I don’t see the connection of your pee on the fight? lol
About your picks. We are kinda 80% same of choices.
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Hello SikatPinoy!
I’m off to watch the fights in a few minutes. You didn’t say whether you wanted Shogun or Machida…
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