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Anto joins us from Singapore today. This is her second visit to ThatGirlisFunny and we are delighted to enjoy another dip into her fabulous life. Everyone has their personal favorite funny facebook fan pages. Anto shares her thoughts about her choices for the Top 10 Funniest Facebook fan pages. Anto publishes a blog called hellomisspatterson – Cheryl Ragsdale

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Anto’s Top 10 Funniest Facebook Fan Pages

I love Facebook.

I am on it at least 12 hours daily to connect with friends, get the latest gossip and to simply pass my time with the never-ending amount of games to play.

I’m on it so much, I get asked for advice in creating group and fan pages or using the social ads.

They should create a Facebook Anonymous group in Singapore for me to attend because I may be bordering the addiction line any time soon.

With that said, I am so glad that Cheryl invited me to do a guest post on my top 10 funniest facebook fan pages. There are so many interesting, weird and downright stupid groups out there that deserve some spotlight for even being created.

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Here are my picks for the

Top 10 Funniest Facebook Fan Pages…Enjoy!

1. 

   because of Twilight, I have unrealistic expectations of men

   Because I read Twilight I have unrealistic expectations in Men Hahahah…This is so true for me. Ladies, when it comes to love, I want a fairytale whirl-wind romance and to be scooped by Prince Charming. I used to fantasize about a hot guy coming in a white loose shirt and immaculate hair to come rescue me. Not only do I want it, reading and watching Twilight has pushed this want to the extreme. Who doesn’t want the romantic mysterious vampire or the hot-blooded cheeky werewolf to sweep you off your feet?

2. Obama was inspired by Bob the Builder. Look at their mottos! YES WE CAN! I never realised this until I remembered their famous taglines.  It would be so hilarious if Obama got this motto from watching Bob The Builder with his daughters a while back when he was planning his campaign and decided, THIS WAS IT. You’d never know.
3. When I don’t know a song at a club, I catch the chorus & pretend to know it! Come on, we’re all guilty of this   I do this all the time when I go see a live band at the pubs. I love the songs, I remember them, but I cannot sing a full song for the life of me. My goldfish memory just prohibits me from singing it…so I resort to singing the chorus and instrumental humming.
4. When life gives you lemons, ask for salt and tequila I love this one; telling us that when life sucks, you find an alternative way around doing things. Throw in some alcohol while you’re at it!  Haha classic.
5. Asian Girls With Blue Eyes, Stop Pretending. Who Are You Fooling? Oh my god…people you have no idea how often I see this here in Singapore. There are so many pure Asian girls walking around with coloured contact lenses. You may think “so what, it’s just for fun and it’s up to them” but over here, the girls who do this REALLY think they are Caucasian, will only date Caucasian men and put on a slang to fake it. We call them Sarong Party Girls. Image from tomorrow.sg  Ladies, you need to wake up from your racial identity crisis and come back down to reality.
6. Talking Into A Fan To Hear Your Robot Voice I used to do this so much as a kid. In secondary school, a bunch of us will pretend we’re The Supremes and start singing their songs into the fan just to irritate everyone else.
   
7. Getting out of bed in the morning is one of life’s hardest challenges. It’s so true. My bed is so comfy and everyday, I dread getting out of it. It’s like as though my bed has a magical pull over me and it lures me back into it.
8. Randomely laughing because you remembered something funny. Apart from ‘Randomely’ being spelt wrongly in this group, I do this all the time and I bet people think I am crazy. Once in a while, I get little flashbacks of my childhood, secondary school or something my nephews said and it literally cracks me up.  Then, the staring commences and people just back away. Hahah oh well
9. I Love When Sluts Join Groups about Hating Sluts. It Makes me Laugh. Sorry, but darlings, if you are known for being slutty, why shoot yourself in the foot by joining groups like this? That, in itself, is a joke because you end up being a slut, hypocritical to your fellow slut mates or you are blonde.
10. Its funny how sitting “boy girl boy girl” used to be a punishment… Okay, I come from an all-girl school so to me I was never affected by something like that but I can’t even imagine that being a punishment?! It’s like giving a robber all your cash as punishment for the crime.

photo credit twilight, tequila, woman in sarong

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